Non-alcoholic beverages are available for purchase and download on the free itunes.Other people little farther and grab your happiness now and not wait.For seven years the LRB personals column has been producing surreal haikus of the heart like this.
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So humour probably says more about you than the usual bland list of likes and dislikes." Rose insists that his advertisers do get responses and that several have married thanks to the column.
One advertiser contacted by The Independent, who identified herself by e-mail only as "Thinkingmanscrumpette", says she was attracted to the column because she wanted to avoid the "City types or tank-top wearers who usually reply".
It has fans from Australia to the US; there are bloggers devoted to it and now an anthology of some of the best ads is planned for later this year.
The personals industry, online and in print, has come a long way since The Times first allowed matchmakers to advertise lonely spinsters in 1886.
Anyhow - try them all if you like - no harm in going for a test drive.